Bull Shit Patriots

This page is dedicated to those who spout crap like "We need to take America Back" and  seem to think anyone who disagrees with their mindless crap is  Un Ameican.  In this spirit I dedicate this page to the American Conservative Heros who didn't serve anyone except themselves.    The banner below says it all.

(I don't remember where I got this banner, I hope whoever designed it doesn't mind. We're all on the same side in this.)
At the top of the list is George Dubya Bush who did serve, sort of,  maybe,  it's hard to tell.  Dubya was a trained fighter pilot like his Dad George H. W. Bush with one big difference.  The old man actually fought in his fighter plane.  Dubya on the other hand used daddy's pull to get his ass in the Air National Guard in order to avoid Combat.  A gig with the Guard or reserves was a virtual guarantee that you would not get shot at.  At leased not in Vietnam.   Bill Clinton didn't serve and outwardly opposed the war but registered for the draft.  His number came up 311  which never reached the draft level.  He took a stand and still threw the dice with the rest of us. I can respect that.  Dubya fucking faked it.  This goes to show how much a load of crap all this conservative patriot  ranting is.  If it was true John McCain would have been the Republican Nominee in 2000.  McCain was railroaded by Carl Rove propaganda and we got Dubya.. Why do you suppose that is.  It was because McCain is not  controllable and would probably been a competent leader and actually think before he crapped or made a decision.  I'm not sure what Dubya was doing other than being controlled by Darth Vader Chaney and the dark side.  It's like what Gover Norquist (non serving mother fucker) said, "We only need someone with five working digits in the white house to sign our bills into law".  So here is a nice list of conservative blow hards that never did squat for their country except exploit it.   FUCK EM ALL.

Republicans --
* Dick Cheney: did not serve. Several deferments, the last by marriage.
* Dennis Hastert: did not serve.
* Tom Delay: did not serve.
* Bill Frist: did not serve.
* Mitch McConnell: did not serve.
* Rick Santorum: did not serve.
* Trent Lott: did not serve.
* John Ashcroft: did not serve. Seven deferments to teach business.
* Jeb Bush: did not serve.
* Karl Rove: did not serve.
* Saxby Chambliss: did not serve. "Bad knee." The man who attacked Max Cleland's patriotism.
* Paul Wolfowitz: did not serve.
* Richard Perle: did not serve.
* Douglas Feith: did not serve.
* Eliot Abrams: did not serve.
* Richard Shelby: did not serve.
* Jon Kyl: did not serve.
* Tim Hutchison: did not serve.
* Christopher Cox: did not serve.
* Newt Gingrich: did not serve.
* George W. Bush: failed to complete his six-year National Guard; got assigned to Alabama so he could campaign for family friend running for U.S. Senate; failed to show up for required medical exam, disappeared from duty.
* B-1 Bob Dornan: Consciously enlisted after fighting was over in Korea.
* Phil Gramm: did not serve.
* Dana Rohrabacher: did not serve.
* JC Watts: did not serve.
* Jack Kemp: did not serve. "Knee problem," although continued in NFL for 8 years.
* Dan Quayle: Journalism unit of the Indiana National Guard.
* Rudy Giuliani: did not serve.
* George Pataki: did not serve.
* Spencer Abraham: did not serve.
* Lindsey Graham: National Guard lawyer.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger: AWOL from Austrian army base.

Here are a couple of other notable so called patriots that never served.  See any scumbags ya know?

Rush Limbaugh – sought deferment (because of a cyst on his tail end).
  • Ben Stein, actor, comedian, commentator, activist, etc.
  • (Rush's conservative brother) David Limbaugh.
  • George Will – sought graduate school deferment, (too smart to die).
  • Pat Buchanan – sought deferment (for bad knee).
  • Pat Robertson – his US Senator father got him out of Korea as soon as the shooting began.
  • James Taranto = Propagandist at the Wall Street Journal

      Sean Hannity (FOX).
      Bill O'Reilly: (FOX).
  • Glenn Beck (FOX).
  • Steve Doocy (FOX).
  • Brian Kilmeade (FOX).
  • Chris Wallace (FOX).
  • Brit Hume (FOX).
  • Roger Ailes (FOX).
  • Carl Cameron (FOX).
  • Matt Drudge.
  • Ron Kessler = propagandist
  • Marvin Olasky = propagandist
  • Joe McQuaid = propagandist
  • Steve Forbes
  • Michael "Savage" Weiner

  • There's more but I think I made my point.  So What the hell is the point you say?  The point is this, disagreeing with what we do as a country is not unpatriotic,  not serving in the military is not necessarily unpatriotic.  Mouthing off about patriotism and not backing it up is HYPOCRACY,  and every  asshole on this list is a hypocrite.

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